Magnificient Melon Shots
Please take enough time to enjoy yourself thoroughly at my expense.

I have two eyes. Why not use them both independently?
I can read twice as fast this way.

A head that any cat would be happy to poo out of.

Intensity-head

Rain-man-head ...

It's like modern art: all the pieces are there, they're just not in the right places.

The swans in the background are so pretty aren't they?
I thought it was the perfect setting for a nice portrait of my head.

Suffering from a slight head cold when this shot was taken.
Actually, it's not really me. I hope you guessed that.
This little guy lives in a shop just around the corner from college. Isn't he cute?

This image has not been edited in any way, I promise.
That truly is how my head looks in real life.

Testing out one of those shock-proof digital cameras.
This face really pushed it to the limit!


My head, or the rear end of a friend's cat? You be the judge.

You thought Flash Gordon had retired?

Showing the (magnificently) prominent proboscis.

Getting my face ready for an early retirement.

The head on video like never before.

The Jackson five could never have imagined.

You know you want kiss it, don't you?

Just returned from a recent polar (ironing) exploration.

I think there may be Emu in the family line somewhere.

If God had not made it (my head) I might think it was quite ugly
... but then again, from certain angles it does have a certain magnificence about it.

From other angles it's just plain terryfying, even for me!

  
I think I left over a dozen pairs of sunglasses scattered around the world.
Here, a sample of some of the worst.

Preparing for my Saturday morning beach aquarobics class.

This is not actually me, but a rare, flightless species of
African bird (Emu perhaps?). The resemblence is quite remarkable.

How I might have looked in another (fatter) life.

Go ahead punk. Make my day.

Don't judge a man by his spectacles.

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